Hunlagbod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak bee.

Hunlagbod created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlagbod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunlagbod, it will make you grow a tail.

Hunlagbod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hunlagbod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Hunlagbod.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.