Hubartrawcat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic deer.

Hubartrawcat created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubartrawcat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hubartrawcat, she will torture you forever.

Hubartrawcat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hubartrawcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near badgers.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not hurt mice.