Bimbengut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing capybara.

Bimbengut created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbengut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimbengut, it will turn you into a frog.

Bimbengut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bimbengut's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bimbengut.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.