Danbutbop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful hyena.

Danbutbop created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbutbop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Danbutbop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Danbutbop's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Danbutbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Danbutbop's name in vain.