Habcetpin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical faun.

Habcetpin created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Habcetpin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Habcetpin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Habcetpin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Habcetpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Habcetpin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.