Vonhadfad Lenyokgep is a god.

He takes the form of a small, idiotic bee.

Vonhadfad Lenyokgep created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonhadfad Lenyokgep, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonhadfad Lenyokgep, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vonhadfad Lenyokgep's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vonhadfad Lenyokgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away if three manatees approach from the north.

5. Run away from brown moths, for they are unholy.