Sogquaglak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring ant.

Sogquaglak created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Sogquaglak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sogquaglak, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sogquaglak's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sogquaglak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Do not chop down trees.