Vanbed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, irritating eagle.

Vanbed created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanbed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vanbed, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vanbed's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Vanbed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never feed melons to sheep while wearing kilts.

5. Never talk about fire.