Gebdobbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless weasel.

Gebdobbarn created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Gebdobbarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gebdobbarn, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gebdobbarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gebdobbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gebdobbarn first in all things.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Never feed garlic to shrews while wearing white corsets.