Getkabtim Caprullbod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous crow.

Getkabtim Caprullbod created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getkabtim Caprullbod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Getkabtim Caprullbod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Getkabtim Caprullbod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Getkabtim Caprullbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Getkabtim Caprullbod loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.