Rillarmgam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, temperamental hamster.

Rillarmgam created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillarmgam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rillarmgam, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rillarmgam's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rillarmgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.