Kinsagyak is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, strong
finch.
Kinsagyak created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kinsagyak, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Kinsagyak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Kinsagyak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Kinsagyak's Holy Commandments1. You must love Kinsagyak.
2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
3. Eagles are not to be trusted.
4. Never hurt tapirs.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.