Kinsagyak is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong finch.

Kinsagyak created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinsagyak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinsagyak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Kinsagyak's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kinsagyak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kinsagyak.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.