Fasgupgon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent wyrm.

Fasgupgon created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgupgon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fasgupgon, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fasgupgon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fasgupgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never wear fawn coats.

4. Never feed cucumbers to otters while wearing brown stockings.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.