Rowbarndub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast otter.

Rowbarndub created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbarndub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowbarndub, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rowbarndub's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rowbarndub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowbarndub.

5. Do not shave your hands.