Nuttyogtargkop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak squid.

Nuttyogtargkop created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttyogtargkop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nuttyogtargkop, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nuttyogtargkop's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nuttyogtargkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed rice to birds while wearing purple hats.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.