Panfunvanvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous fly.

Panfunvanvan created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Panfunvanvan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panfunvanvan, it will turn you into a mole.

Panfunvanvan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Panfunvanvan's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing white hats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your chest.