Goflisthon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing skunk.

Goflisthon created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goflisthon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Goflisthon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Goflisthon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Goflisthon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must never eat grapes.