Basstargrig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful squirrel.

Basstargrig created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basstargrig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Basstargrig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Basstargrig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Basstargrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Basstargrig.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.