Camzoggess is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical butterfly.

Camzoggess created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camzoggess, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Camzoggess, it will send you a sign.

Camzoggess' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Camzoggess' Holy Commandments

1. Camzoggess loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camzoggess.

3. Retreat if seven rats approach from the west.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Camzoggess in the centre of the settlement.