Budbodhen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing hamster.

Budbodhen created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budbodhen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budbodhen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Budbodhen's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Budbodhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not take Budbodhen's name in vain.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not eat coconuts.