Hakwigmispod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous wyvern.

Hakwigmispod created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakwigmispod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hakwigmispod, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hakwigmispod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hakwigmispod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.