Davpop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent dragonfly.

Davpop created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Davpop, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Davpop, he will destroy your home planet.

Davpop's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Davpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never think about spacetime near whales while wearing green hats and balancing five carbon spheres on your face.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing orange skirts and balancing eight copper spheres on your feet.

5. Run away if three gulls approach from the north.