Nurllapfed is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever ant.

Nurllapfed created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurllapfed, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurllapfed, she will turn you into a slug.

Nurllapfed's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nurllapfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Nurllapfed in the centre of the settlement.