Tanwabgam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, selfish shark.

Tanwabgam created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanwabgam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanwabgam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tanwabgam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tanwabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into white rooms.