Sakfobcin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful dove.

Sakfobcin created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakfobcin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sakfobcin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sakfobcin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sakfobcin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.