Yakyogbat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, vain weasel.

Yakyogbat created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Yakyogbat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yakyogbat, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yakyogbat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yakyogbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yakyogbat's priests.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yakyogbat.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.