Bimjin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable dryad.

Bimjin created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimjin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimjin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bimjin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bimjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about peas.