Gebtintim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional hummingbird.

Gebtintim created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebtintim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gebtintim, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gebtintim's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gebtintim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gebtintim.

5. Never bounce in holy places.