Ruttcemlist is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable cow.

Ruttcemlist created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcemlist, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttcemlist, she will turn you into a frog.

Ruttcemlist's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ruttcemlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Ruttcemlist loves nematodes, so they must be respected.