Spagbidbass is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient salamander.

Spagbidbass created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagbidbass, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Spagbidbass, it will destroy your favourite star.

Spagbidbass' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Spagbidbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Spagbidbass.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing fawn skirts and balancing three lead spheres on your neck.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.