Xinhasdib Limzimsag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful walrus.

Xinhasdib Limzimsag created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Xinhasdib Limzimsag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xinhasdib Limzimsag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Xinhasdib Limzimsag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xinhasdib Limzimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never wear violet boots.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Hide if eight mites approach from the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.