Largnabnar is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving scorpion.

Largnabnar created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largnabnar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Largnabnar, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Largnabnar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Largnabnar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Largnabnar.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.