Bisspopgub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm donkey.

Bisspopgub created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisspopgub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisspopgub, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bisspopgub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bisspopgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Bisspopgub on top of important buildings.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.