Bisspopgub is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm
donkey.
Bisspopgub created the Sun three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bisspopgub, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bisspopgub, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Bisspopgub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Bisspopgub's Holy Commandments1. Never look at nebulae.
2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Bisspopgub on top of important buildings.
3. Do not eat wheat.
4. Never go into magenta rooms.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.