Gedfatvil is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage raccoon.

Gedfatvil created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedfatvil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedfatvil, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gedfatvil's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gedfatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Gedfatvil in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedfatvil.