Nulltinpib is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous
elephant.
Nulltinpib created an electron two million years ago.
If you believe in
Nulltinpib, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nulltinpib, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Nulltinpib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Nulltinpib's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulltinpib.
2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.