Bidshavnelflanzagtamhin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish snail.

Bidshavnelflanzagtamhin created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Bidshavnelflanzagtamhin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidshavnelflanzagtamhin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bidshavnelflanzagtamhin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bidshavnelflanzagtamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.