Tipditvad Hubjipvan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful wasp.

Tipditvad Hubjipvan created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipditvad Hubjipvan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tipditvad Hubjipvan, he will strike you with lightening.

Tipditvad Hubjipvan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tipditvad Hubjipvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never wear violet corsets.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Always look after injured sheep.