Gudrowlan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, moody dove.

Gudrowlan created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudrowlan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudrowlan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gudrowlan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gudrowlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Gudrowlan.

5. Always look after injured horses.