Lamrenneg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful hyena.

Lamrenneg created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamrenneg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lamrenneg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Lamrenneg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lamrenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about comets.