Gepkin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish hyena.

Gepkin created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepkin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gepkin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gepkin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gepkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepkin.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hurt horses.