Arnhit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unselfish wren.

Arnhit created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnhit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnhit, he will turn you into a tree.

Arnhit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Arnhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. You must pray to Arnhit three times a day.

5. Run away if four sheep approach from the south.