Yimfigxin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow weasel.

Yimfigxin created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimfigxin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimfigxin, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yimfigxin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yimfigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near goats while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing six silicon spheres on your face.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Yimfigxin loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Yimfigxin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect your elders.