Flablanbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful wasp.

Flablanbin created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flablanbin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flablanbin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flablanbin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flablanbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Flablanbin on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about dark energy near geese while wearing violet ear rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your back.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.