Ominfennurl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful aardvark.

Ominfennurl created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfennurl, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominfennurl, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ominfennurl's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ominfennurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never feed lots of figs to frogs while wearing red boots.