Dimbogfabstigstikmonpasort is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking centipede.

Dimbogfabstigstikmonpasort created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbogfabstigstikmonpasort, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dimbogfabstigstikmonpasort, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Dimbogfabstigstikmonpasort's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dimbogfabstigstikmonpasort's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing mauve scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your head.

5. Never think about nebulae.