Latdavlindusstik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, staggering chicken.

Latdavlindusstik created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latdavlindusstik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Latdavlindusstik, it will destroy your favourite star.

Latdavlindusstik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Latdavlindusstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near whales while wearing fawn shoes and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Hide from indigo geese for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt manatees.