Cabbesspop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable capybara.

Cabbesspop created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Cabbesspop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabbesspop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cabbesspop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cabbesspop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing stockings.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.