Cibhentam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional meerkat.

Cibhentam created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibhentam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibhentam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cibhentam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cibhentam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cibhentam.

5. Never talk about dark energy near mice while wearing brown corsets.