Pomgembed is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental human.

Pomgembed created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pomgembed, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomgembed, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pomgembed's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pomgembed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.