Fubweekon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent crow.

Fubweekon created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubweekon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fubweekon, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fubweekon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fubweekon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Never paint your feet violet.